Video: Nick Offerman Recites Some Profound Shower Thoughts [gifs via]
fight the power!
The thought of this being printed by that printer makes this all the better
yo but this says so much about rape when a woman would literally rather be around a murderer than a rapist
i hate how you’re just born out of nowhere and you’re forced to go to school and get education so you can get a job what if i wanted to be a duck
most common thought: damn haha im going to have to deal with that sooner or later
I get it. You’re self-concious. I understand, but you have no reason to be. All I was gonna say is don’t suck in your stomach so much. It makes you look nervous and, frankly, a little constipated.
he just accepts it, not even surprised by it. must happen all the time